Struggles of the large-chested.

When trying to play a casual game of cards and its your turn to draw and you have to stand up because the Great Barrier Reef gets between you and the table. 

When you live in constant fear of the airbag while driving. 

When you're the only one on the beach who has to change out of your swim suit and put on regular clothes which includes a supportive bra to play volleyball. 

When playing beach volleyball and the ball lands on your chest and comfortably rests there until the awkward moment when you hit it off. 

When you automatically disregard anything without straps while shopping. 

When you drop food down your cleavage at a restaurant and you just leave it there until you have a private moment to dig it out. 

When everyone else is laying on their stomachs to watch a movie and you hang out on the couch because there ain't no way you're putting the girls through that kind of pain, plus the back support the couch provides is an added bonus. 

When you wear a regular tank top for an undershirt cause they only make undershirts for people who wear dainty and thin strap bras. 

When even turtle necks looks a little racy on you. 

When you don't embrace new fashion trends like bandos because you know it would take 10 of those to provide the support you need and it only looks cute if you wear 1. 

When you make the decision to open your self up to the embarrassing dangers of nipping because you'd rather do that than wear anything padded that might make your boobs look bigger.

When you have to plan your day around alternating between regular bras and sports bras depending on how active you will be. 

When you hear a million times from other women, "don't worry, men like women with big boobs," and yet all the flat-chested women who like to run all have a man. 

When you watch action movies with women in them and can't wrap your mind around how much they can maneuver and jump over fences in just a small black tank top and thin strapped bra. 

When you have nightmares about forgetting to put a bra before you go to work. 

When you live in actual fear that one day your straps will weaken from the strain of your chest and your bra falls off. 

When you instinctively put your arms around your chest any time you're in air conditioning. 

When you can't find whatever you lost and someone else finds for you because it's laying on your chest. 

When you bend down to shave your legs in the shower and your boobs get in the way. 

When you feel like you're seducing every person you hug.